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Author: Yannick "Crusher" Lapointe
Title: world-day-2-by-the-loser-himself
Date Published: 2000-10-10
hummmm! where to start? The day before iam suppose to playtest and leave to Orlando at 7:00 am but iam want to relax so i decide to play The MACHINE bhbm deck that cannot lose( except if your not lucky and lose a HUGE sac war) and for light side i play my the MACHINE KILLA my mwyhl with twist to totally crush bhbm, raltir and hunt down.
At 2:00am the phone ring it is my flight, its cancel and i have to leave at 1:30, she most think iam crazy because i make her repeat 5 time (hey! its 2 in the morning and i was tired ). The flight was fast 4 hour and nothing go wrong. So i arrive at d-con and the first think i see is the decipher cam that was filming me. I met a few of my 99 friend like Koen Mejissen, Marten Loghe and Martin Akesson we play a few game with my ebo with BIG TWIST deck and we go eat.
DAY 1: i heard a lot of people talking about my ebo deck, WHAT THE F*CK i just played 2 game with it and every body knows it? lucky for me i wasnt going to play this deck:)
At the end of the day iam really glad that Dominic and Raphael did it(i was sure they will) but my 2 other friend got screw Joe was 2-2 and check the drop case:( so he cannot play and Martin Paquette was 4-0 and go DQ because he wrote 1 AFA insteed of 4:(
DAY 2 the real day world championship day 1:i got 7 hour of sleep so that really great since every person who qualified from day 1 got around 2 hour of sleep:(
game 1 The MACHINE vs Martin Falke( 2015 ) HB a la Falke
I was really lucky with the matchup and upset to play Martin first round( since i think he is one of the best player in the world )
i put pressure on him early by deploying emp. Papatine first turn
2 turn janus and vader + saber at d*2:db with papatine them move them at <>db
at turn 4 i was draining for 6 and him for 1 and he was losing from s&d and i occupied my 3 battleground
win by 23
game 2 The MACHINE KILLA vs Zach Stenerson( 1963 ) Raltir
I love to play against raltir easy game most of the time
on turn 5 he was dead i got no card in lost pile retrieve with on the edge, hje lost 12 card to AFA and 10 to uncontrollable fury
and i took control of space with super falcon.
win by 27
game 3 The MACHINE vs Gary Carman (2062) fake hb with huge activation and beetdown crew
I was also lucky to play my ds against him, since he was packing a lot of stuff to counter my ls deck.
we battle here and there i battle damage him for 9 card and drain him out a really close game
win by 6
game 4 The MACHINE KILLA vs Brian Rippetoe (1964) ice plain + defensive perimeter start with sac
my start against him was do or do not + wise advise + battle plan, no surprise that he trow all is sac in the lost pile:)
i was draining for 3?(i never won by draining with this deck) and AFA did 12 damage
win by 15
game 5 The MACHINE KILLA vs The MACHINE Raphael Asselin(1858)
he is not lucky i got the MACHINE KILLA AND HE GOT THE MACHINE so i won
by ?
game 6 The MACHINE vs The MACHINE KILLA Raphael Asselin(1858)
We are playing the same deck and i got the MACHINE and him the MACHINE KILLA he won
by ?
so right now iam 5-1 and i only have to won another game to make it
game 7 The MACHINE vs Brian Rippetoe TRM with sac
i was in control of the game until he deploy a lot of ship to kessel and we begin a sac war i got 6 and him ?
i dont even remember what was the card i try to sense
so i sense
he alter
i sense
he alter
i sense
he sense
i alter
he sense
i alter
he sense
i alter
and.........he sense WHAT THE F*CK
so he have to try a few of is sense with leia ( i told myself he is going to mist since he got a lot of huge destiny...but no he succed
and i have to lose 6 card in one big sac war and all of his card go to used pile so at this point he is in control of the game since i dont want to play inteerupt anymore since i only have 4 sac left and he got a lot
i lose by 6 or something like that:(
now iam 5-2 and i tought at this time that if i lose my last match i wont be in:(
game 8 The MACHINE KILLA vs Chris Terwilliger BHBM a la Hunt down with sac drain of 2 location.....the usual
he is in control of the game since turn one after 6 turn i got like 15 card in my lost pile and he got 2...this game those not look good at all for me:(
but AFA do the 12 damage i need and i got kill lord ( i hate uncontrolable fury )vader and i start draining with jedi luke with is stick
and make a few battle with first strike + narrow escape
and he deploy vader( i love uncontrolable fury) premiere so i deploy uncontrolable fury and win by 6
won that was my best game of the day
and finish 6-2 in 4 place
after the touney we go at dennys THAT THE LAST TIME I GO TO THIS F*UCKING PIECE OF CRAP THEY CALL A RESTAURANT
wath the f*ck was that @#$% anyway i never saw a waitress that dumb i was ordering first and we are 7 at the table she ask me what i want and i order some bad @#$%
and when i said iam done she leave and dont take order for my friend? wath a stupid b!tch
when she come back...
Fat b!tch: here is your milkshake
me:can you take order for my friend
Fat b!tch:what there other people(remember she always have a stupid look on her face)
me:yes if you look around me there is 6 other people
stupid b!tch: ho i tought you were talking about the other table
me and my friend: LOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
b!tch:You also want milkshake
me and my friend: LOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
me: NOOOOO!!!! they want to order other stuff
B!tch: ok
1 hour later she bring or stuff except mine
me:can i have want i order
b!tch:want did you order?
me and my friend: LOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
me: what! are you dumd or just stupid i want the plate there that is mine but you didnt bring it
after she bring my plate
me: thank salope! ( salope is a french word that sound like alot but mean a @#$%)
b!tch: your welcome
me and my friend: LOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
so we eat leave the place in a big mess and leave 1 cent(canadian:) for tip
i going to put my deck and part 2 tomorow
props:
All my old friend and new one. I just hope i wont forget anybody
-Martin Akesson, Marten Loghe, Jesper Larson, Koen Mejissen, Clint Hays, Gabe Alonso, Jeremy Lamere, Bastian Winkelhaus, Martin Falke, Gary Carman
Michael Jozem( iam now in is fan club:), Markust West, Alex Tennet, Bruce Savin, Derek Hawswoth(sorry man, i know i just kill your name), Charles Hickey,
Tj Holman, Paul Feldman, Hays Hunter and many more
-For Raphael and Dominic for making it into top 12
-the guy who bought my 12 outer rim scout for 100$
i came with 0$ in my pocket and leave with 45$
-My girlfriend for being there and giving me her luck
-FUNG the God of luck
-Shannon Baksa and Michelle for being there
slops:
-DENNY’S THE BIGGEST PIECE OF CRAP EVER
-Alex Klamrodt for scrubbing out
-Joe, Martin Paquette and all other for getting DQ
-AND THE BIGGEST SLOP EVER TO THE FAT UGLY STUPID @#$% AT DENNY...she deserve to get shot into the head
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